Mumbai's Royce Executive: OYO 9327's Hidden Gem Revealed!
Mumbai's Royce Executive: OYO 9327 - A Rollercoaster Ride of Real-Life Reviews!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the… well, let's just say interesting world of Mumbai's Royce Executive: OYO 9327. This review isn't going to be your typical, sterile hotel blurb. We're talking real-world experiences, the good, the bad, and the downright hilarious. So grab a masala chai and let's get started.
First Impressions (and a Slight Panic Attack): Accessibility & Safety
Okay, navigating Mumbai is an adventure in itself. Finding the "hidden gem" that is Royce Executive was… well, an adventure. Google Maps tried to lead me down a dead-end alley, which, let's be honest, isn't a great start. Finally, after a frantic phone call (thank God for the handy-dandy concierge!), I found it.
- Accessibility: The entrance seemed… mostly accessible. I'm giving it an 7/10 here. There's an elevator, which is a lifesaver in a city like Mumbai. (And the elevator is a must-have!)
- Safety: Okay, this is where Royce Executive shines. The 24-hour security, CCTV everywhere, and smoke alarms put my mind at ease. They even had a fire extinguisher and a first aid kit. Someone's clearly taking this seriously. I also loved the security [24-hour]
- Cleanliness & Safety (Post-COVID World): They’re taking things seriously. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection, and a heap of hand sanitizers. They're also offering room sanitization opt-out available, which is a nice touch. Plus the staff are trained in safety protocol! They have the basics like safe dining setup, sanitized kitchen and tableware items and shared stationery removed.
The Room: My Temporary Fortress (and Occasional Comedy Show)
My room? Okay, let's be honest, the decor wasn't exactly "minimalist chic." But hey, I wasn't expecting five-star luxury.
- Amenities (The Good): The air conditioning was a GODSEND. Seriously, Mumbai heat is brutal. They had free Wi-Fi (hallelujah!), a surprisingly comfy extra long bed (score!), blackout curtains (yes!), and a coffee/tea maker. The complimentary tea was a lifesaver in the morning. The bathroom phone was an interesting touch.
- Amenities (The… Less Good): The hair dryer sounded like a jet engine. My shower dribbled, and the "view" from my window that opens was… well, let's just say it wasn't the Taj Mahal. In all seriousness, having a functioning room with access to internet access – wireless and internet access – LAN is a good start.
- Cleanliness: My room was clean, I will give them that. The daily housekeeping kept things tidy, and the towels were surprisingly fluffy. They had towels!
- Available in all rooms:
- Air conditioning
- Alarm clock
- Bathrobes
- Bathroom phone
- Bathtub
- Blackout curtains
- Carpeting
- Closet
- Coffee/tea maker
- Complimentary tea
- Daily housekeeping
- Desk
- Extra long bed
- Free bottled water
- Hair dryer
- High floor
- In-room safe box
- Interconnecting room(s) available
- Internet access – LAN
- Internet access – wireless
- Ironing facilities
- Laptop workspace
- Linens
- Mini bar
- Mirror
- Non-smoking
- On-demand movies
- Private bathroom
- Reading light
- Refrigerator
- Safety/security feature
- Satellite/cable channels
- Scale
- Seating area
- Separate shower/bathtub
- Shower
- Slippers
- Smoke detector
- Socket near the bed
- Sofa
- Soundproofing
- Telephone
- Toiletries
- Towels
- Umbrella
- Visual alarm
- Wake-up service
- Wi-Fi [free]
- Window that opens
Dining & Drinking: A Culinary Mixed Bag
Okay, the food. This is where things get… interesting.
- The Asian Breakfast Saga: They offer an Asian breakfast. Breakfast service was actually pretty decent, especially considering the price. The Asian cuisine in restaurant was okay.
- Restaurants: There are a few restaurants to choose from. They have Restaurants and coffee/tea in restaurant, Snack bar, and Poolside bar.
- Room Service: Room service is 24-hour! Breakfast in room is a definite plus.
- Overall: The food isn't gourmet, but it's edible and reasonably priced. The poolside bar is a nice touch.
Things To Do/Ways to Relax: Attempting Bliss
I was hoping for a little pampering.
- The Good: There's a fitness center and a swimming pool [outdoor]. The Pool with view is really nice.
- The Not-So-Good: I didn't get to try the spa or massage. I had no luck with the Body scrub and Body wrap. Sigh.
Services & Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
- Essential stuff: They have concierge service, laundry service, dry cleaning, and luggage storage. They offer cash withdrawal via cashless payment service.
- Business travelers: They offer business facilities with meeting/banquet facilities, meetings, and seminars.
- Getting Around: They offer car park [free of charge] but no car power charging station. They arranged a taxi service. They also have airport transfer, which is a BIG help.
For the Kids: Family Fun?
- Family/child friendly with babysitting service is great if you're traveling with kids.
The Verdict: Worth It?
Look, Mumbai's Royce Executive: OYO 9327 is not the Four Seasons. But for the price, it's a solid choice. It’s clean, it’s safe, and the staff is friendly. It's a decent base of operations for exploring Mumbai. It's a quirky, imperfect, and surprisingly charming hotel.
The Biggest Selling Point: The sheer Mumbai-ness of it all. It's a real, lived-in hotel that feels like it's part of the city.
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- Complimentary Asian breakfast
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P.S. – Seriously, the air conditioning is a lifesaver. Book it. You’ll thank me later.
Escape to Manila: Luxury Green Living & Lightning-Fast WiFi!Alright, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your glossy brochure itinerary. This is the raw, unfiltered, probably-jet-lagged experience of Mumbai from, uh, OYO 9327 Royce Executive. Don't expect a perfect tour; expect a human getting swallowed whole by the beautiful, chaotic beast that is Mumbai. Let's do this…
Mumbai Mayhem: A Slightly-Unhinged Itinerary (and Pray For Me)
Day 1: Arrival and "Are You Kidding Me With This Heat?"
- Morning (ish): Landed in Mumbai. Jesus Christ, it's hot. Like, melting hot. Got through customs, which involved more paperwork than I expected. My first impression of the Chhatrapati Shivaji Maharaj International Airport? Efficient chaos. Love it. Hired a pre-paid taxi – thank god, because haggling in this heat sounds like a personal circle of hell.
- Afternoon: Holy moly, traffic. I swore my taxi driver knew every pothole and pedestrian in Mumbai. The drive to OYO 9327 Royce Executive was…an experience. Let’s just say I saw more of Mumbai in that hour than I expected. The hotel itself? Fine. Cleanish. Small. The air conditioning is working, which is a miracle, so I guess I will take it, but it took a while to find and it's a little… loud. The receptionist was friendly, though, which is a win.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening: Briefly considered just collapsing on the bed until the next day. Resist! Gotta explore. Wandered out into the neighbourhood. The aroma of spices and exhaust fumes – a heady cocktail. Found a local chai stall and nearly burned my tongue off. Worth it. So rich! And then, BAM, I got my first dose of Mumbai street style. Someone on a scooter managed to nearly run over a cow while simultaneously yelling into their phone. Welcome to the city, indeed!
- Evening: Dinner at a local restaurant. Not sure if it was the food, the spices, or the overwhelming humidity, but I'm already feeling like I'm having a food coma. The food was phenomenal! Every bite exploded with flavor, some good, some like a slap across the face. I think my stomach might sue me for what I have done to it. Walked back to the hotel, drenched in sweat wondering what the hell I've gotten myself into.
Day 2: Gateway to…More Sweat? and Laundry Disaster
- Morning: Attempted to order breakfast to my room. The menu wasn't exactly accurate. I ordered a "fruit platter" and got a slice of watermelon and a weirdly shaped, but tasty, pancake. Hey, I'll take it!
- Mid-Morning: Headed to the Gateway of India! Crowded? Yes. Impressive? Absolutely. Took way too many pictures of myself looking awkward in front of it. Also, spent a good half hour people-watching. The sheer variety of humanity – vendors hawking souvenirs, families picnicking, couples taking selfies, and a guy who was juggling coconuts. Incredible. The smell of the waves? Oh, that's a special experience, and I am still trying to wrap my head around it.
- Afternoon: Wandered through Colaba Causeway market. Lost all sense of purpose and money. Bought five keychains, a questionable "vintage" t-shirt, and a scarf that's probably made of something illegal in the US. But it's pretty! The vendors were relentless! I think I might need a second suitcase at this point.
- Late Afternoon: Laundry. Sigh. Decided to drop off my clothes at a local laundry service (recommended by the hotel). They seemed nice enough. When I went to pick it up later, my clothes were…very clean. And very shrunk. My favorite t-shirt is now a doll-sized garment I could put on my cat. I am very unhappy.
- Evening: Comfort food binge. Seriously needed some serious calming down after the laundry fiasco. Found a local restaurant selling (thank god) good old fashioned pizza. At the end of the meal I went straight back to the hotel and watched some TV and passed out.
Day 3: Bollywood Dreams and the Unexpected
- Morning: Booked a tour to visit the studios!
- Mid-Morning: I was not impressed with the tour. The studio was very old, but it was kind of cool to see how they create a movie. The tour guide clearly didn't enjoy his job. He was very hard to understand and he told the same thing twice. Maybe the worst part about it was the 100 other tourists.
- Afternoon: Elephanta Caves. Took a ferry, which was a bit of a bumpy ride. The caves themselves were breathtaking! The carvings, the history…incredible. Totally worth the sweat-inducing climb. But be warned: the monkeys are ruthless. Guard your snacks!
- Late Afternoon: Got back to the hotel, exhausted. Had a brief, but soul-crushing, conversation with the hotel's air conditioner, which began to make a concerning gurgling sound.
- Evening: Decided to be brave and venture out for dinner. Found a little place serving some of the best dosa I've ever tasted. The staff were very friendly. I thought it was safe to come back to the hotel. Nope. The air conditioner decided to die, and now I am stewing in my own juices.
Day 4: Final Thoughts (and a Plea for AC)
- Morning: Woke up in a puddle of my own sweat. The AC is still dead. Complained to the hotel staff. They seemed sympathetic but there's nothing they can do.
- Mid-Morning: Wandered around the neighborhood, trying to find an escape from the heat. Found a park, which offered a slightly cooler respite. Started reading a book. It was nice, at least for a little while. This part of Mumbai is so, so beautiful.
- Afternoon: Pack! (Or, attempt to pack. The laundry situation is still a problem). Reflect on trip. Mumbai is an assault on the senses. It's loud, chaotic, and utterly overwhelming, but…it's also beautiful, vibrant, and full of life. It's a city that will challenge you, exhaust you, and leave you wanting more.
- Late Afternoon: Headed to the airport. Feeling exhausted but strangely exhilarated. Mumbai, I'll be back…but someone has to fix that freakin' air conditioner first.
- Evening/Departure: On the plane. Goodbye, Mumbai! Hello…air conditioning.
Post-Trip Reflections (Maybe):
Okay, so this itinerary isn't exactly Michelin-star quality. It's messy, chaotic, and full of my personal neuroses. But that's Mumbai, isn't it? A beautiful, messy, glorious disaster. I wouldn't trade it for the world. (Just next time, I'm requesting a room with a working AC.)
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My first impression? Finding the place. Google Maps tried to send me down a street that looked like a Bollywood movie set (scuffed walls, the lingering aroma of someone's curry). Then, the *entrance*. Okay, it looked like a hallway, but, hey, I survived! I'm still not 100% sure it wasn't a trap, but I made it to the lobby (if you can call it that).
The Rooms – Are They Actually *Clean* Clean? Like, "Your Grandma Would Approve" Clean?
But, to be fair, the TV worked. And the AC, after a few hours, *eventually* cooled the room. So, there's that.
What's the WiFi like? Do I Need to Pre-Download My Entire Netflix Library?
My advice? Download *everything*. Assume you're going back to 2005 and the internet is a luxury, not a given. That offline access to Netflix? Absolutely crucial. You'll thank me later.
Breakfast: Reality vs. the Expected 'Complimentary' Spread. What's the Deal?
The coffee? Instant. And not even the good kind. I went out *really* hungry for breakfast afterwards. So, plan accordingly! Grab a vada pav from a nearby stall – you won't regret it.
Service – Are the Staff Helpful, or More Like Glares and Shrugs?
One time, I *think* the elevator might have gotten stuck. I was only on the second floor or something. The elevator looked rather old. I didn't have the courage to see what was happening to the elevator. The best part for me was that I used the stairs. It was an adventure.
So, yes, the staff were helpful, within the realm of what was possible!
Location, Location, Location! Is it Convenient, or Am I Going to Spend My Entire Life in a Rickshaw?
One thing I will say is that it was noisy, I think! I'm not sure which it was, it was either the city or the hotel that made noise, but it was quite noisy.
So, the location is… functional. Nothing more, nothing less. Be prepared to embrace the local transport. And earplugs. Because Mumbai.
Would you actually stay there again? The big question!
Anything else I should know? Any Pro Tips?
- **Pack wipes!** Seriously. For everything.
- Download a solid VPN (the WiFi is your enemy).
- Embrace the adventure. You're in Mumbai, baby!
- Don’t expect luxury, you will be disappointed.
- Bring earplugs: the city never sleeps (and neither might you)
- Expect the unexpected. ThisStay CollectiveOYO 9327 Royce Executive Mumbai IndiaOYO 9327 Royce Executive Mumbai India