Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: PGA Hotel Tashkent - Your Uzbekistan Oasis
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: PGA Hotel Tashkent - My Uzbek Oasis (and a Few Quirks!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from a whirlwind trip to Tashkent, Uzbekistan, and I'm here to spill the tea (or maybe the chai?!) on the PGA Hotel. They call it an "oasis," and honestly? They're not totally lying. This place is trying REAL HARD and, for the most part, it nails it. Now, I'm no hotel reviewer – I’m just a human, with all the messy, emotional, and slightly-obsessive tendencies that come with. So, here’s my honest take, flaws and all.
The Good, the Great, and the “Almost Perfect”
First things first, the accessibility game is strong. Wheelchair accessible throughout? Yep. Elevator? You betcha. This is HUGE, people. Seriously. Uzbekistan isn't exactly known for its accessibility, so this was a massive, refreshing win. The fact that they understand the importance of facilities for disabled guests is a testament to their commitment to inclusivity.
Internet access… Oh, sweet internet. You're a fickle mistress. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms? Yes! And it even (mostly) worked. I mean, sometimes it lagged during my very important Instagram binge (gotta document the #UzbekistanAdventures!), but overall, it was solid. The Internet [LAN] was there too, for the techy types, but I'm more of a Wi-Fi warrior. And speaking of warriors, the Wi-Fi in public areas was also dependable, which made chilling on the terrace with a strong coffee a pleasure.
Cleanliness and Safety: Peace of Mind
Okay, let's talk COVID because, well, 2024. They SERIOUSLY take this seriously. The Anti-viral cleaning products gave me a warm, fuzzy feeling. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. Hand sanitizer dispensers everywhere you look? Absolutely. Rooms sanitized between stays? Double-check. Staff trained in safety protocol? They were all masked up and ready to go. It’s worth noting that the Room sanitization opt-out available gave me some freedom and made me feel a little more in control, especially if you’re one of those people who doesn't want stuff, like me. They even had Individually-wrapped food options, which felt very safe. The Safe dining setup was appreciated, too. Honestly, it’s reassuring to see a hotel that genuinely cares.
Eating, Drinking, and Snacking: Food Adventures
Alright, food. This is where things get interesting -- sometimes messy, and often deliciously so. The restaurants are a real highlight. They offer a good mix of **international cuisine in restaurant (and they *do* mean international!) and their *Asian cuisine* was authentic. The Western cuisine was reliably good, and had me dreaming of comfort food from back home.
I indulged shamelessly in the breakfast [buffet] every single day. It was… chef's kiss. The Asian breakfast options were a great start, and the Western breakfast offerings, too, where spot on. The Buffet in restaurant was an absolute feast for the eyes, and the taste buds. There are a myriad of dishes to choose from. Coffee flowed, the juice poured, and the food, the food… I could go on. You know a good buffet? It’s a religious experience. If there's a specific food allergy or preference? The Alternative meal arrangement is a lifesaver.
I’m not a huge drinker, but the Poolside bar looked tempting, and the Bar was open late. They had a good selection of drinks. A Snack bar was there for grab-and-go moments. Also, bonus points for the Coffee/tea in restaurant. And, I'm told, the Happy hour is decent.
They also do Room service [24-hour], which is a lifesaver when you're jet-lagged and craving a midnight snack.
Ways to Relax: The Oasis Within the Oasis
Now, let's move on to the spa! The Spa/sauna was a tranquil haven. The sauna was hot, and lovely. And the steam room, oh, the steam room! Pure bliss for a weary traveler.
I had booked a massage – a deep tissue massage that literally melted the stress away. The masseuse was top-notch. Honestly, I think I almost drooled in my bliss. The Pool with view… gorgeous. Just gorgeous. I spent a solid chunk of my trip lounging by that pool, staring at the city views. It was pure zen, made me feel like I was actually in a luxurious oasis.
Things to Do (Beyond Blissing Out)
The Fitness center was well-equipped, for those who like to, you know, exercise. The Gym/fitness facility was quite good too. I'm the type that goes and looks and says "I'll go to the gym tomorrow." I was so relaxed from the massage, however, that I almost went. The Swimming pool [outdoor] was amazing, and refreshing.
The Nitty Gritty – What's In Your Room
The rooms, they are generally great. The Air conditioning worked like a charm. Free bottled water -- YAY! A Coffee/tea maker in the room? Yes! Bathrobes, slippers -- the little touches that makes you feel pampered. Blackout curtains made for serious sleeping. The Mini bar was stocked – a bit pricey, but convenient. The Internet access – wireless was also there, and in my room it was strong. The On-demand movies, which I did not check. I was too relaxed in the pool. The Safety/security feature was also available, and felt very safe.
Services and Conveniences: Smoothing Out the Edges
The Concierge was helpful, and the Doorman was always there with a smile (masked, of course). They had a Cash withdrawal machine. Daily housekeeping kept everything spick and span. The Dry cleaning and Laundry service were a lifesaver. Luggage storage was available, easy to stash your bags. There's an Elevator which is great. There's also a Gift/souvenir shop, where you can load up on Uzbek treasures. Car park [free of charge] – another win! The Taxi service worked perfectly as a quick option.
The Almost Imperfect Bits
Okay, now for the honesty. While everything was generally excellent, there were a few minor hiccups:
- The room service menu could get a little repetitive.
- The internet, while mostly reliable, did have its moments of frustration.
- The "extra" fees for certain things felt a little nickel-and-dime-y.
My Emotional Verdict
Overall, the PGA Hotel Tashkent exceeded my expectations. I went in hoping for a comfortable stay, and I got that and so much more. The staff’s dedication to cleanliness and safety was genuinely reassuring. The spa experiences were divine. The food was consistently delicious. The accessibility was absolutely fantastic. And the overall atmosphere was one of genuine hospitality. Did it feel like a true "oasis"? Yes, absolutely. Was it perfect? No. But that imperfection – the little quirks and hiccups – is also part of what made it memorable. I would go back in a heartbeat. Highly recommended.
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Crafting Your Uzbek Escape: A PGA Hotel Tashkent Offer You Can't Refuse
Headline: Escape to Uzbekistan: Unbelievable Luxury Awaits at PGA Hotel Tashkent! (Your Oasis Awaits!)
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Tired of the everyday grind? Craving an unforgettable escape? Then pack your bags and prepare to be pampered at the PGA Hotel Tashkent!
Imagine:
- Unforgettable Relaxation: Melt away stress with our world-class spa, featuring rejuvenating massages, a sauna and steam room. Lounge by our stunning outdoor pool with breathtaking city views (your Instagram feed will thank you!).
- Culinary Delights: Savor exquisite international and authentic Asian cuisine in our on-site restaurants, and fuel your adventures with our amazing breakfast buffet (seriously, you HAVE to try it!).
- Unwavering Safety: Rest easy knowing we're obsessed with your well-being. Our rigorous hygiene protocols, including anti-viral cleaning, sanitizing and social distancing, ensure a safe and worry-free stay.
- Seamless Convenience: Enjoy free Wi-Fi, convenient on-site dining, concierge services, and much more. We take care of everything so you can relax and truly enjoy your holiday.
- Accessibility for Everyone: We welcome all guests with accessible rooms and facilities, ensuring a comfortable and inclusive experience.
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- A Free welcome drink on arrival!
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Alright, buckle up buttercup, because this ain't your grandma's perfectly polished travel itinerary. We're diving headfirst into the vibrant chaos that is Tashkent, Uzbekistan, with the PGA Hotel as our questionable (but hopefully comfortable) launchpad. Expect some detours, some "oops" moments, and more opinions than a Tashkent bazaar. Let's do this…
The Utterly Unreliable (and Possibly Slightly Ill-Conceived) Tashkent Adventure: A PGA Hotel Saga
Day 1: Arrival – Jet Lag, Jitters, and Questionable Elevator Music
- Morning (ish): Arrive at Tashkent International Airport (TAS). Oh sweet merciful heavens, the air. It's… different. Like a mix of dust, anticipation, and perhaps, the faintest whiff of adventure. Passport control? Honestly, a blur. I think the man at the booth was just staring at my passport photo and trying to decide if I looked anything like the person in the picture. Finally made it through! Bag claim? Took roughly the amount of time it takes a snail to cross a highway. And then, the crushing reality – the heat. It's not just warm; it’s a hug from a very enthusiastic furnace.
- Mid-morning: Transfer to PGA Hotel. The drive? Pure chaotic beauty. Lada cars battling sleek Mercedes. Mosques and Soviet-era buildings vying for attention. The driver, bless his cotton socks, seemed to have a profound disregard for lane markings. I gripped the seat so hard I thought I'd leave fingerprints.
- Afternoon (ish): Check-in. PGA Hotel. Okay. It… exists. Receptionist was lovely, bless her heart, even if my Uzbek accent (practiced meticulously on the plane) was apparently just a collection of random noises. Room itself? Well, let's just say the décor is… unique. Think "Soviet chic meets lukewarm attempt at modern minimalism." The elevator music? The soundtrack to a particularly unsettling grocery store commercial. I swear it was playing some kind of vaguely Eastern European ballad.
- Afternoon (very late): Attempt to combat jet lag with a nap that turned into… two naps. Woke up feeling vaguely amphibious and questioning all my life choices.
- Evening: Wandered down to the hotel restaurant. Ate some plov (Uzbek national dish made of rice, meat, and carrots). Okay, that was actually amazing. So flavorful. So much better than what I imagined! But – the service was… leisurely. Like, "contemplating the meaning of life while bringing you a water refill" leisurely. Had to hunt down a waiter for the bill. But, hey, the plov was worth it. And the people! A little shy at first, but friendly and kind. Ended the night by watching TV in my room.
Day 2: Markets, Mosques, and a Sudden Craving for… Ketchup?
- Morning: Actually woke up feeling semi-human! Victory! Headed out to the Chorsu Bazaar. Oh. My. Goodness. The colors. The smells. The sheer volume of… everything. So many vendors with so many things to buy. I felt like I needed a map, a translator, and possibly a sedative. Got lost in the spice section for a while. The aroma of saffron, cumin, and who-knows-what-else was intoxicating. Bought some dried apricots that may or may not still be alive.
- Mid-morning: Explored the Khast Imam Complex. The Tilya Sheikh Mosque. Wow. The architecture, the beautiful details, the sense of history… took my breath away. Felt a wave of calm and serenity. Also, the heat was still trying to suffocate me. Drinking so much water I thought my veins would be full of water.
- Lunch: Found a little hole-in-the-wall restaurant near the bazaar. Ordered something the waiter pointed at and hoped for the best. Ate some manti (steamed dumplings) that were delightful. And, for some reason, I developed an intense and immediate craving for ketchup. Where is the ketchup in Uzbekistan?!
- Afternoon: Visited the Metro. It's famous for its stunning stations, some of which are decorated beautifully. Found the most amazing sculptures. But the most amazing thing was the very serious-looking guards. I was almost afraid to breathe.
- Evening: Dinner. Back at the hotel restaurant. Chose to stick with simple and safe. The hotel wifi decided to die on me. Then, I tried to order room service. I think the phone call was a disaster. Ended up communicating with the hotel staff with gesticulations and hand-drawn pictures.
Day 3: Museums, Miracles, and the Great Water Bottle Quest
- Morning: Visited the State Museum of History of Uzbekistan. Did my best to decipher the exhibits. History is not my forte. The exhibits seemed to be in order of importance. I think.
- Mid-morning: A walk in the park. So much green and fresh air. The most beautiful fountains.
- Lunch: Ate in the restaurant again. Started to feel as if I was part of the family.
- Afternoon: Met my guide. At last! Went to the Museum of Applied Arts. I enjoyed it so much. So glad I hired a guide. I was lost and confused before that.
- Evening: Found a small store and I bought a water bottle. I drank from it for hours. I am so glad I did!
Day 4: Farewell to Tashkent, and the Promise of… Maybe More Ketchup?
- Morning: Checkout. The PGA… I would stay here again.
- Afternoon: Departure from Tashkent International Airport. One last look at the Uzbek sky.
- Evening: Home. Already missing the plov, the chaos, and the unexpected adventures. Am I alone? I'll start looking for ketchup.
Final Thoughts:
This trip was exhausting, exhilarating, and utterly unpredictable. Tashkent, with all its quirks and imperfections, is a city that gets under your skin. It challenges you, frustrates you, and, eventually, charms you. It taught me a few things: Pack more sunscreen. Learn some basic Uzbek phrases. And, most importantly, never underestimate the power of a good water bottle. Now, if anyone knows where to find ketchup in Tashkent… hit me up.
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