Asheville's BEST Kept Secret: GLo Hotel Blue Ridge Parkway Luxury!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm spilling the tea on Asheville's… well, not so secret anymore, the GLo Hotel Blue Ridge Parkway Luxury! And trust me, it's a wild ride. This isn't your grandma's cookie-cutter hotel review, okay? We're diving DEEP.
First Impressions (and a bit of a panic):
Okay, so the Blue Ridge Parkway is EPIC, right? And the GLo? Well, it's perched up there, waiting for you. Finding it initially was a minor adventure. Let's just say Google Maps and I had a bit of a… disagreement on the definition of "easy access." (Getting Around: Okay on the whole, but that first approach? Whew.) But once you're there, the views… chef's kiss. Utterly breathtaking. The exterior isn’t exactly shouting "LUXURY," more like… well, a well-maintained, slightly understated… something. I was IMMEDIATELY checking the Car Park [free of charge] situation. Score! Always a win in my book.
Accessibility & Safety – Gotta address the important stuff, right?
- Accessibility: I'm not a wheelchair user, so I can't speak to that firsthand, but the website does say "Facilities for disabled guests," and they do have an elevator. So, thumbs up, I guess? (Need to verify more definitively next time.)
- Cleanliness and Safety: This is where GLo really shines. After a near catastrophic experience with the front desk, I had to take a moment… Everything felt pristine. The emphasis on Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas and the Rooms sanitized between stays made me breathe a sigh of relief, especially in these new… times. They say Hand sanitizer everywhere – and they mean EVERYWHERE. The staff? Trained in safety protocol and well, at least trying to be friendly and helpful, despite me being a total trainwreck. CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property gave me a sense of security too. They're taking things seriously, which, frankly, is HUGE right now. Hygiene certification is a good sign.
The Room: My Sanctuary (mostly)
Right, let's be real: Air conditioning? Check. Free Wi-Fi? DOUBLE CHECK. (And praise the Wi-Fi gods – Wi-Fi in all rooms! Seriously, I can't live without it.) The room itself? Clean, modern, and surprisingly spacious. Okay, I admit, I'm a sucker for a good blackout curtain. Slept like a log (and possibly drooled, let's not judge). I made liberal use of the bathrobes AND the slippers . The in-room safe box was a nice touch for storing my passport and the emergency chocolate stash. My room had a beautiful view, which was a real plus.
However, there's a minor BUT. The desk did feel a bit… cramped for the amount of work I pretended to do. It wasn't a perfect setup, but a good start.
- Available in all rooms:
- Additional toilet
- Alarm clock
- Bathtub
- Closet
- Coffee/tea maker (essential for sanity)
- Desk
- Extra long bed
- Free bottled water
- Hair dryer
- High floor
- In-room safe box
- Interconnecting room(s) available
- Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless
- Ironing facilities
- Laptop workspace
- Linens
- Mini bar
- Mirror
- Non-smoking
- On-demand movies
- Private bathroom
- Reading light
- Refrigerator
- Satellite/cable channels
- Scale (oh dear…)
- Seating area
- Separate shower/bathtub
- Shower
- Smoke detector
- Socket near the bed
- Sofa
- Soundproofing
- Telephone
- Toiletries
- Towels
- Umbrella
- Visual alarm
- Wake-up service
- Wi-Fi [free]
- Window that opens
Food, Glorious Food (and a bit of a hiccup)
The breakfast [buffet] was pretty standard, with some decent options. The coffee/tea in restaurant was a godsend. They also had a coffee shop, so you could always have a caffeine fix! And because it was there, I tried the Asian breakfast, which was… interesting. I'm not an expert on Asian cuisine in restaurant, but it was a valiant effort. There was a Vegetarian restaurant as well, so everyone can celebrate.
The Poolside bar was a definite highlight. Sipping a cocktail with that view? Perfection. The restaurants looked promising, but I never caught the time. The room service [24-hour] was tempting for late-night snacks (and avoiding people). I also found the available Bottle of water in my room a great plus.
Let's talk about the Happy hour! Great cocktails and snacks. I think I had a few too many of those.
There wasn't enough variety in the desserts in restaurant.
Things to Do/Ways to Relax (and my own personal meltdown):
Okay, so this is where GLo really leans into that "luxury" vibe.
- Spa: I managed to snag a massage. Pure bliss. I’m a total stress case, and the masseuse practically melted my shoulders off.
- Pool with view: The Swimming pool [outdoor]? Stunning. The Sauna and Steamroom are nice too, but you'll want to book appointments. I was too busy flailing around at first..
- Fitness center: I saw it, but it was a little too "gym-y" for my current state, so… skipped.
- Body scrub/Body wrap: Tempted, but budget and time wouldn’t allow.
The one BIG problem: The Hotel's Biggest Flaw…
Okay, so this is where I’m going to lower the five stars. The hotel has a bit of a people issue. I encountered a range of responses from the staff: some were extremely friendly, others seemed a little… distant. It felt inconsistent.
The Verdict: Is GLo Worth It?
YES. Despite my minor grumpy-grump complaints, the GLo Hotel Blue Ridge Parkway Luxury is mostly fantastic. I'd go again in a heartbeat. The views, the spa, the cleanliness, and the generally relaxed atmosphere make it a real treat.
My Own Personal Experience:
I arrived at the hotel a wreck, a screaming, stressed-out mess. The hotel has a certain healing quality. I left a more relaxed, joyful individual. If you need some peace and views, this is the place to be!
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Shirdi's Hidden Gem: Hotel Greenview - Unbelievable Prices & Luxury!
Alright, here we go. My glorious, messy, possibly disastrous, and definitely caffeine-fueled attempt at a travel itinerary for Asheville and the Blue Ridge Parkway, centered around the GLo Hotel. Buckle up, buttercups, because this is gonna be a bumpy ride.
Day 1: Arrival, Asheville Ambitions, and Maybe a Mild Breakdown
3:00 PM - Arrival at GLo Hotel. Asheville, We Meet Again (Maybe I'll Finally Get This Right)
Okay, so I've booked the GLo. Heard good things, decent price, and the pictures looked… well, clean. Let’s hope the reality matches the glossy online brochure. My last Asheville trip involved losing my phone in a rainstorm and eating an entire pizza by myself because I was convinced I'd seen a ghost in Black Mountain. This time? No phone-losing. No ghost-pizza. (Famous last words, right?) I'm praying for a room with a view, because the parking lot will just depress me. Maybe I'll finally figure out where the heck I misplaced that charging cable.
Quirk: I always, always overestimate my suitcase-packing abilities. Currently, I’ve got enough clothes for a lunar expedition and a single pair of comfortable shoes. Priorities.
Emotional Reaction: A mix of excitement and the creeping dread that I'll forget something crucial, like, I don't know… my brain?
3:30 PM - Check-In Debacle (or, "How I Learned to Negotiate with Hotel Staff")
Let's be real: check-in is a gamble. Will the person at the front desk be friendly? Efficient? Or, like that one time in Vegas, actively plotting my demise? (Okay, maybe not, but she was intense.) I'm hoping for smooth sailing. But if they try to stick me in a room overlooking the HVAC units? Game on. I'm wielding my polite-but-firm voice and the power of a desperate traveler. If all else fails, bribery with local chocolate is always an option.
4:00 PM - Settling In (and Pretending to Be Organized)
Unpack (briefly). Survey the room for hidden allergens (I’m a victim of the dust monster.) Locate the coffee maker. Then, and only then, can the official vacation begin. Maybe I'll even try to write a postcard, though I’m pretty sure nobody actually sends those anymore.
5:00 PM - Downtown Asheville Reconnaissance Mission: The Search for the Perfect Craft Brew
Okay, the plan is to head downtown. Walk. (I need to walk.) Find some breweries (there are approximately 400). Sample some craft beers (responsibly…mostly). Ideally, find a place with a decent outdoor space for people-watching. I'm thinking something low-key, a place where I can actually hear my own thoughts. Or maybe something loud and lively… I'm open, really! (But seriously, a decent people-watching spot is key.)
- Anecdote: Last time, I got completely lost in a sea of breweries, ended up ordering a beer I didn't like, and spent an hour trying to find the bathroom. Let's not repeat that performance. This time, I have a map. (I think.)
7:00 PM - Dinner Somewhere Delicious (Hopefully Not a Tourist Trap)
Dinner is critical. I've heard rumors of amazing restaurants. I'm trying to avoid spending all my money, for the last time. I'm thinking maybe a farm-to-table situation? The food blogs were kind. Need to research REAL fast. Or, you know, I could just wander around until something smells amazing; might be a better approach, actually.
9:00 PM - Early Night (or, Attempting to Resist the Siren Song of the Hotel Bar)
After a day of travel, good food, and copious amounts of walking, I'm planning an early night. But the hotel bar keeps calling me. I'm just going to peer into the bar and quickly retreat. Or, maybe I go ask the bartender for a recommendation of a local beer. Or maybe…
Day 2: Blue Ridge Parkway Bliss (and the inevitable screw-ups)
8:00 AM - Breakfast at the GLo (or, the Hotel's Free Spread - Pray for the Waffles)
Hotel breakfast is always a gamble. Will there be sad, rubbery eggs or a hidden gem of a waffle maker? The anticipation alone is worth it. I hope for waffles. Waffles are the key to a good day.
9:00 AM - Blue Ridge Parkway Detour - "The Road Trip of Dreams (Almost)"
The real reason I came: the Blue Ridge Parkway! I'm planning on hitting a section in my rental car. I've heard this part is gorgeous. I'm planning on a scenic drive, stopping at overlooks for photos, and generally trying to soak in the majesty of the mountains. I've downloaded some podcasts, filled up the gas tank (because I will forget), and have my playlist sorted (mostly).
- Quirk: I am terrible at directions. I have a history of taking wrong turns, ending up on dirt roads, and, on one memorable occasion, almost driving into a lake. But hey, adventures, right?
10:00 AM - First Parkway Stop: The Vista That Made Me Weep (Maybe)
First stop: an overlook! I'm expecting breathtaking views, fresh air, and the feeling of being utterly insignificant in the face of nature. If I actually cry, I'm blaming it on the altitude and the beauty.
- Anecdote: Once, I took a wrong turn on a scenic highway and ended up on a winding gravel road. My little rental car was not pleased. I, however, was secretly loving the adventure, even when I got a flat tire. I hope this time the car is happy.
11:00 AM - Hiking (If I'm Feeling Energetic; If Not, More Pictures)
There are trails galore! I might go for a short, easy hike. Or, you know, I might just sit on a bench and watch the world go by. No pressure. It's vacation, after all. I have hiking boots, a water bottle, and a completely unrealistic expectation of my fitness level. We'll see how this goes. I hope I don't encounter any bears.
1:00 PM - Picnic Lunch (and the inevitable forgotten utensil)
Picnic time! I've packed a lunch (or, more likely, grabbed something from a deli). I'm picturing myself elegantly munching on a sandwich while surrounded by stunning scenery. The reality? Probably a spilled drink, a rogue ant, and the realization that I've forgotten a fork.
2:00 PM - More Parkway Magic. (The best part)
I will visit another one of the scenic stops, and I will simply take a moment to enjoy the ride.
4:00 PM - Return To GLo. (My happy place)
I drive back to GLo. I am content and happy with my day.
7:00 PM - Dinner at the Hotel (or Somewhere With a Late Night)
A long day, I'm ready for an easy dinner. The hotel? Some place around the corner? If not, I will travel to the restaurant and I will enjoy my dinner.
Day 3: Arts, Crafts, and a Tearful Farewell (Maybe)
9:00 AM - Breakfast. Again. (The Waffle Watch Continues)
More hotel breakfast. More potential for waffle-related joy. This routine will never get old, I think.
10:00 AM - Art Hunting! (Or at least, browsing.)
Asheville is known for its arts scene. I can wander the local art galleries. It doesn't matter If I'm in there for a while. Or, you know, maybe I'll just buy a quirky souvenir. I always do that.
12:00 PM - Lunch (One Last Culinary Adventure)
Gotta squeeze in another delicious meal before I leave. I'm thinking something light and refreshing, since I'm probably going home stuffed.
1:00 PM - Packing Up (The Dreaded Chore)
The worst part. Packing. I'm already dreading it. I'll have to sort through all the stuff I bought. I'll probably forget something. It's the perfect end to my trip.
2:00 PM - Last-Minute Souvenir Shopping (Desperate Times, Call for Trinkets)
A mad dash to the shops for last-minute souvenirs. Because no trip is complete without a fridge magnet, a t-shirt, and something I'll probably never use.
**3:00 PM
Okay, spill the tea! What’s the *real* deal with the GLo Hotel on the Blue Ridge Parkway? Is it REALLY a "secret"?
Alright, alright, settle down, you gossipmongers! "Secret" might be a *slight* exaggeration. It's more like... a well-guarded treasure. Think of it as that amazing craft brewery you *finally* discovered, and now you're terrified everyone else will find out. The GLo Hotel, specifically the one near the Blue Ridge Parkway, is *legit* a hidden gem. I’d been hearing whispers – "luxury," "breathtaking views," "avoid the crowds." My inner skeptic was SCREAMING, but… yeah, it’s pretty darn good. It's luxurious-ish, that's certain.
What’s the *vibe* like? Is it all stuffy and pretentious? Because I'm allergic to that.
Okay, thank GOD, no. THANK. GOD. I saw a few online reviews that hinted at that, and I was preparing for a week of forced smiles and hushed tones. Nope. It's… relaxed luxury? Like, imagine a cozy, mountain-chic cabin that suddenly had the budget of a small country. Comfortable. Modern. Clean (and I'm a clean freak, so that's saying something!). No snooty waiters glaring at my hiking boots, thankfully. The staff were unbelievably friendly – genuinely CHERUBIC, like they *wanted* to make your stay awesome. I think the location helps. You're surrounded by *nature*. That tends to knock the pretension right out of people.
Let's talk views. Are the photos even remotely accurate? Because those are usually lies.
Okay. THIS is where GLo deserves all the accolades. Listen, I've been burned by misleading hotel photos *so many times* I could write a book. But the view from my room? Unreal. Seriously. Like, sitting on your balcony with your coffee, and just... *breathtaking*. The photos… they don't quite capture it. You *need* to see it. It’s like a painting constantly changing with the light and weather. One morning, I swear, I could see all the way to heaven. Dramatic, yes, but the view is one of the BEST things about the place. Maybe the *best*.
Okay, but… is it kid-friendly? I have small humans who are, let's be honest, chaos incarnate.
Hmmmm… here's where things get… tricky. Technically, yes. Plenty of families were there. But I got the impression GLo *leans* towards a more romantic, relaxing experience. The super-swimming pool situation, that was a bit of a letdown for the kiddos. My advice? Assess your kids. If they're the quiet, nature-loving type, perfection. If they're demolition experts intent on destroying every flowerbed… well, maybe ask for a room on the opposite side of the hotel from you.
The Blue Ridge Parkway! Tell me about accessing it. Is it convenient?
Convenient? Oh, HELL yes. Practically *on* the Parkway. Like, you could stroll out of the hotel and *bam* – instant scenic drive nirvana. That’s the thing that sealed it for me. You bypass some of the initial, touristy (and crowded) sections of the Parkway. You’re *right there*. Easy access to hiking trails, scenic overlooks, you name it. I'm a sucker for a good drive, so that was *huge* for me. You'll find yourself pulling over every five minutes to take photos. Be warned – your memory card will fill up *fast*.
And the rooms? What's actually *in* them? Be honest.
Okay, room time. Modern. Spacious. Clean, did I mention clean? The beds were like sinking into a cloud. Seriously, I almost didn't get out of bed. There was a Nespresso machine (bonus points!), a decent-sized flat-screen TV (for those rainy days when nature just isn’t cutting it, you know?), and a balcony. The bathrooms? Gorgeous. Huge walk-in showers. Plush towels. The whole nine yards. My only teeny tiny complaint? More USB charging ports would have been amazing. Because, hello, modern life. I had to go on a hunt for a plug adapter. First world problems, I know. But hey, I'm being honest.
Food! What's the deal with the dining options? Is it just overpriced hotel food?
Okay, food… this is where I have a *slight* mixed bag of feelings. The hotel has a restaurant, which is convenient, BUT (and this is a big but) the prices are… well, they're there. It wasn’t *awful* food. Just… a little blah. The breakfast buffet was *fine*. The dinner was where I felt the disappointment was most evident. The best things to eat were the simple things- think sandwiches, and some of the amazing sides. Nothing truly to write home about, unless you felt like writing home about the amazing sandwiches. I'd recommend checking out the local restaurants in Asheville itself. A short drive away, so if that is something important to you, make sure you're fine driving a good amount, or order in (but take note of the limited hours that delivery occurs). Overall, for convenience’s sake, the hotel restaurant works, but if you’re a foodie? Branch out.
What about amenities? Pool? Spa? Pet-friendly? (I HAVE QUESTIONS!)
Pool: Yes, but nothing spectacular. More like a glorified hot tub, really. Not amazing, not terrible. Spa: Nope. Pet-friendly: YES! This is a huge win. I saw some adorable dogs trotting around. Definitely a bonus if you're traveling with your furry best friend. Just check with the hotel about size/restrictions. Other amenity notes: There is a small fitness center, that I didn't personally use, but it *looked* clean. Also, there’s parking, and it’s easy.
Okay, you mentioned "luxury-ish"… let's talk pricing. Is it going to bankrupt me?
Alright, the elephant in the room: price. It's not cheap. Not exactly *budget* travel. I wouldn't call it outrageous, but you're definitely paying a premium for the location, the views, and the whole "escape" experience. It's definitely something you save up for. I would say it’s worth it, if you have the money. For a special occasion? Absolutely. ForWhere To Sleep In
