Hurghada Paradise: Stunning 2-Bed City View Apartment!
Hurghada Paradise: Stunning 2-Bed City View Apartment! - My Honest (and Rambly) Review
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from Hurghada Paradise and let me tell you, this ain't your grandma's sterile hotel review. We're talking REAL LIFE, the messy, imperfect, and occasionally hilarious reality of a vacation in the Egyptian sun. This ain't a perfect postcard; it's a slice of chaotic, sun-kissed pie.
Let's Start with the Basics (Because We Shouldn't Skip Them!)
First things first: Accessibility. Honestly? I didn't specifically check the Wheelchair accessible aspect because I don't need it. But! I did notice the Elevator, which is a HUGE plus! If you’re using a wheelchair, PLEASE confirm specific details with the hotel. It’s always better to be safe than sorry. Also, while I didn't spot dedicated Facilities for disabled guests, the staff was super friendly and helpful. I imagine they'd bend over backwards to assist.
And the Internet? Oh, the Internet!
Okay, the Internet access situation is… nuanced. They promise Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and Wi-Fi in public areas, and it's supposed to be Internet [LAN] too which is nice. However, let's be real: Speed varied. Some days it was lightning fast, letting me stream movies and annoy my friends on video calls (sorry, guys!). Other days… well, let's just say I rediscovered the beauty of a good book. Internet services in general? Fine. Don't expect the fiber optic experience. But hey, you're in Hurghada! Disconnect, breathe, and enjoy the sunshine, right?
Cleanliness and Safety - Because, You Know, We Care!
This is where Hurghada Paradise actually shines. I felt super safe. The Staff trained in safety protocol were always visible. The Security [24-hour] felt very reassuring. The whole place just felt clean. They’re definitely on top of it with Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Rooms sanitized between stays. And that Physical distancing of at least 1 meter? They actually tried to enforce it, which is impressive. I saw Hand sanitizer everywhere, and they even had Sterilizing equipment. (Thank you, I'm a bit of a germaphobe). Plus the Hot water linen and laundry washing. Big thumbs up, and with Hygiene certification. Feeling extra cautious? They even offer Room sanitization opt-out available.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - Food, Glorious Food!
Okay, food. This is where things get interesting. They have Restaurants, a Bar, a Snack bar, and a Poolside bar. There's a Breakfast [buffet] with Asian breakfast and Western breakfast options. You get a Bottle of water. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was decent. The Coffee shop was a lifesaver in the morning! They had Desserts in restaurant. The A la carte in restaurant might feel a little fancy but I would like to have a Salad in restaurant for my lunch. The atmosphere was relaxed and enjoyable. You could even get Breakfast in room!
Now, I’m not going to lie: some of the Asian cuisine in restaurant was… well, adventurous. Let’s just say my stomach went on a wild ride. But the International cuisine in restaurant was generally good. Plenty of international food, including Happy hour and Poolside bar. The Buffet in restaurant was a good way to get some energy. They even had a Vegetarian restaurant, which was a bonus, and the Soup in restaurant was good. The Room service [24-hour] was a lifesaver when I was feeling lazy, and they even offer Breakfast takeaway service which made my morning easier.
Services and Conveniences - The Perks of Paradise (Sort Of)
This is where Hurghada Paradise really starts to flex. Air conditioning in public area, Air conditioning, Daily housekeeping, they have Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Doorman, Dry cleaning, and Elevator, they offered Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, and On-site event hosting, Safety deposit boxes, Taxi service, and Valet parking.
What To Do When You're Not Eating Or Online!
Okay, the important stuff! They have a Pool with view and Swimming pool. The Swimming pool [outdoor] was a lifesaver - especially for cooling off after a day of exploring. And speaking of exploring, there are tons of things to do in Hurghada! They didn't have much for the kids (For the kids), but if you have kids, you could relax with a Babysitting service.
Ways to Relax - Bliss and Massage (Maybe?)
Let's be honest: one of the main reasons you go on vacation is to actually relax, right? I gave the Massage a whirl. It was… okay. Not the best massage of my life, but definitely not the worst. They also have a Spa, a Sauna, and a Steamroom. I didn't try the Body scrub or Body wrap, but I'm suddenly thinking about that! There's also a Foot bath to soak your tired feet.
My Quirky Observations
The Terrace was brilliant for a sunset drink. The Car park [free of charge] was a big plus, as was the Car park [on-site]. The Front desk [24-hour] staff were genuinely helpful, even when I was being a total tourist asking dumb questions. And the best part? The Non-smoking rooms. The Apartment Itself: City View Bliss (Mostly!)
This is what you really came here for, right? The Hurghada Paradise: Stunning 2-Bed City View Apartment!!
The apartment itself was… spacious. Seriously spacious. It was a two-bedroom, so perfect for a family or a group of friends. The Air conditioning worked like a charm, thank goodness! The Alarm clock was a lifesaver. Bathrobes? Check! The Bath tub was nice for a long soak. They had a Blackout curtains that really did the trick for sleeping in! The Closet was huge, lots of space to hang stuff up! The Coffee/tea maker was a must-have for me. And the Complimentary tea was a nice touch. The Daily housekeeping was fantastic, my room was all clean. the Desk was really useful for me to work. The Extra long bed was a bonus. Free bottled water, really nice. The Hair dryer was good. The High floor gave me the views, but the Internet access – wireless. The Ironing facilities was another bonus. Laptop workspace was a real plus. I liked the long Mirror. Non-smoking, which is lovely. The Refrigerator was well stocked. Satellite/cable channels had a huge number of channels!. The Seating area was so comfortable. The Separate shower/bathtub. The Slippers. The Smoke detector. Socket near the bed was really helpful. Sofa very comfortable. Soundproofing was fantastic. The Telephone. The Toiletries were fine. The Towels were soft. The Umbrella was a lifesaver. I had a Window that opens, which was good.
BUT (and there's always a but!), the City View was… okay. It wasn't exactly the Burj Khalifa, but it was pleasant enough. And to be honest, the real view was the pool a few steps down.
What Could Be Improved (Because Nothing's Perfect!)
The Wi-Fi, as mentioned, could be more consistent. Some of the furniture was a little… well-loved. And a few more English channels on the TV wouldn't go amiss.
Final Verdict: Would I Go Back?
Absolutely! Hurghada Paradise has its imperfections, sure. But the pros far outweigh the cons. The spacious apartments, the friendly staff, the cleanliness, the pool, and the convenience of the location make it a winner. It's not a luxury palace, but it's comfortable, convenient, and a great base for exploring Hurghada.
My Personal Anecdote: The Poolside Fiasco
Okay, so I was lounging by the Swimming pool [outdoor] one afternoon, soaking up the sun, when suddenly… a rogue ice cream cone came flying through the air. Directly at me. Chaos ensued. Someone’s kid dropped their ice cream, which then exploded on my white t-shirt. It was a disaster. BUT! The staff were amazing. They helped me clean up, offered me another drink, and generally made the whole experience less mortifying. THAT, my friends, is what makes a hotel truly special: the ability to turn a potential disaster into a funny story.
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Day 1: Arrival & Immediate Panic
- 10:00 AM: Arrive at Hurghada International Airport. (Survived the flight. Barely. That screaming toddler in row 17 should be charged with a crime against humanity. Honestly.) The airport's a chaotic, sweaty scene. You expect a little chaos, right? You demand it after a flight. But it's *extra* chaotic. I mean, the guy grabbing my bag off the carousel practically begged for a tip before even LOOKING at my luggage. Classic.
- 10:30 AM - 11:30 AM: Customs. Pray to the Egyptian gods of quick processing (or maybe just the ones of getting this freakin' line moving). Managed to survive the visa ordeal, haggling with a taxi driver for a ride that probably should have been half the price, and now I'm somehow in a taxi, swerving through traffic that makes the Grand Prix look like a casual stroll.
- 11:30 AM - 12:00 PM: Arrive at the apartment. Oh, god. "City View?" More like "Dusty Alley View with a Hint of the Red Sea If You Squint Really Hard and Stand on a Chair." Interior? Let's call it "charmingly… weathered." Air conditioning? Praying it works. Praying hard. The host is lovely, though, bless her. Really, she's doing her best.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Unpack, assess the situation, and silently weep happy/sad tears. The apartment does have two bedrooms, a fridge and a bed so it's a win.
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Lunch: Scrounge for food in the local market. Maybe a falafel wrap or koshari off the street. (Deep breath. Safety first or last?) Risk the local cuisine. Embrace the chaos.
- 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Actual Panic. Realize I have absolutely no idea what to do or where I am. Google Maps is my only friend. Stare at pool in the distance for what can only be described as 2 hours.
- 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Sunset-watching attempt on the beach. Find beach. Find some sand. Realize how filthy the beach actually is. Fall in love with the sunset.
- 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner. Found some place to eat on the beach. Maybe some fresh barbeque, I don't know.
- 8:00 PM - whenever I pass out: Collapse in a heap. Wonder if I contracted something. Hope I didn't just eat an entire plate of bad food. Reflect on the day. The good, the bad, and the utterly bewildering.
Day 2: The Red Sea Beckons… and Bites.
- 9:00 AM: Wake up. (Survived the night! Miracle!) Decide I'm going to scuba dive today. I've always wanted to.
- 10:00 AM: Scuba diving training. Well, "training" might be a generous term. More like, getting yelled at by a grizzled instructor who clearly hates tourists. But the Red Sea… Oh, the Red Sea. The underwater world is an absolute explosion of color and life. Fish, coral, the silence. It's breathtaking. I felt like a tiny, clumsy alien in a world of pure, shimmering beauty.
- 12:00 PM: Dive. (More panic. More water in my mask.)
- 1:00 PM: Post dive. I go to the beach and try to relax.
- 2:00 PM: Sunburn. I fall asleep on the beach and wake up with the worst sunburn of my life. My skin is red and it burns. I curse the sun. I curse myself.
- 3:00 PM: I find a restaurant. I am hungry.
- 4:00 PM: I go back to the hotel. I try to relax. I try to forget about the sunburn.
- 5:00 PM: I lie in bed. I can't do anythign .
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. (More food. Because you try living on sunlight and sea air.)
- 7:00 PM - whenever I pass out: Sleep. (Praying for the sleep of the just. Also for anti-itch cream.)
Day 3: Souk Shenanigans and Cultural Awkwardness
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast at the apartment.
- 10:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Prepare for the Souk. This is where you prepare yourself for the bargaining battles. I'm pretty sure I'm going to get ripped off.
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Navigate the souk. It's chaotic, loud, and the scent of spices hits you in the face like a tidal wave. Haggle like your life depends on it (it might!). Acquire a questionable rug, some “genuine” perfume that probably just smells like old socks, and a vague sense of accomplishment (and mild exhaustion).
- 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Lunch: Find a quiet cafe. Eat. Regroup.
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Camel ride. It sounds romantic in theory, but the reality is a rickety camel, a sore bum, and the constant fear of falling off.
- 6:00 PM: Back to the apartment.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner, but I decide to eat at the apartments.
Day 4: Desert Safari – Sand, Speed, and (Maybe) Enlightenment?
- 9:00 AM: I'm tired.
- 1:00 PM: Desert Safari. This is the highlight of my trip. I go on dunes and I scream. I fall into the sand and I laugh. I never thought I'd feel so alive.
- 6:00 PM: Back to the apartment.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner, and then I go to sleep.
Day 5 - Day 7: Relax and Re-evaluate
- Repeat of Days 1-4 or whatever I feel like doing.
- Reflect.
- Buy all the souvenirs.
- Eat all the food.
- Complain about the heat.
- Secretly fall in love with the chaos.
- Attempt to learn a few Arabic phrases and immediately butcher them.
- Make peace with the fact that I will never, EVER truly understand the traffic patterns.
- Get ready to go home…
Final Thoughts:
Hurgahda is a place of contradictions - a land of breathtaking beauty mixed with a healthy dose of… well, let's call it "rustic charm." It's messy, it's intense, and it will probably leave you both exhausted and exhilarated. Embrace the chaos, roll with the punches, and try not to get too lost. And for the love of all that is holy, wear sunscreen. Seriously. You'll thank me later. (And maybe send some aloe vera.)
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Hurghada Paradise: The Truth (and the Mess!) About My 2-Bed City View Apartment
1. Okay, so "City View" – what *really* does that mean? Is it like, majestic pyramids, or... what?
Alright, let's be honest. "City View" in Hurghada, especially in a budget-friendly apartment... it's not the Taj Mahal. When I say "City View," picture this: a sprawling landscape of… buildings. Think concrete, some that are actually finished, some that are… aspirational. There might be a glimpse of the Red Sea off to the side if you squint REALLY hard and the sun is just right. My first morning? I nearly choked on my Nescafe when I realised the "city view" was a donkey cart, and a VERY determined camel, making their daily rounds. Seriously, the camel would just stare at me while I ate my toast. It was both hilarious and slightly unnerving. Still, a great view for people watching. Bring your binoculars!
2. The beds… comfortable? Because sleep is important for me. I've heard stories…
Ah, the beds. Look, I’m not going to lie and tell you they're cloud-nine. They are… adequately supportive. Let's put it that way. I'm a light sleeper. The first night? I kept hearing… things. Screeching, the odd bang... I thought it was either the mystical Djinn of Hurghada or the plumbing. Turns out, both are equally plausible in my experience. Bring earplugs. And maybe a prayer. Or, you know, melatonin. Whatever helps you survive. They're beds. They serve a purpose. They are not the highlight of the apartment.
3. The air conditioning – a lifesaver or a broken dream? I'm going to Hurghada. It's HOT.
Okay, the AC is KEY. Absolutely essential. I nearly melted the first day I arrived. It works… mostly. The first few hours, it feels like it *might* be broken. I'm serious. It’ll whir and groan and huff and puff. Then, suddenly, BLISS. A wave of cool air will wash over you, and you'll practically weep with gratitude. But keep an eye on it – sometimes, the gremlins in charge of Egyptian air conditioning decide to take a break. Don’t be afraid to fiddle with the settings. Don't be afraid to threaten it. Sometimes a good, stern talking-to does the trick.
4. Is the kitchen… usable? Or am I better off eating falafel for a week straight? (Which, let's be honest, isn't the WORST plan in the world…)
The kitchen... is a kitchen. It has the basics. A sink, a fridge (that *might* freeze everything solid), a hob that *might* work, and some questionable pots and pans. Okay? Think very basic. I found a small, dented pan which was, without a doubt, the best part of the kitchen. Don't expect to whip up gourmet meals. I'm not a great cook anyway, so I'm not the best judge. If you're planning on serious cooking, maybe pack a few of your own utensils. And definitely bring a bottle opener. Don't forget that part.
5. What about the bathroom? Clean? Hot water? The essentials!
The bathroom is... well. It's there. Hot water is a possibility. *Sometimes*. The first shower? I was convinced I'd stumbled into a cold water torture scene from a Bond film. After the first few minutes, the hot water gave in... but the pressure? That was a whole other battlefield. Think dribbles. Think aiming strategically. Think... a lot of patience. And, yes, it’s clean *enough*. Bring your own toilet paper and a hopeful attitude.
6. Okay, be honest… Is it *actually* Paradise?
Paradise? No. Is it a perfectly polished, flawless five-star experience? Absolutely not. Is it a comfortable base to explore Hurghada? Yes, mostly. This apartment is an experience. It's an adventure. It’s the kind of place where you’ll have stories to tell. I came back with a tale. I really enjoyed the experience. Okay? I would stay there again, I truly would! Just keep your expectations in check. And bring your sense of humor. And maybe some really good coffee. And earplugs. And a spare bottle opener...
7. The balcony? Worth it or a waste of space?
The balcony... it's a balcony. I'll be honest. It wasn't the sweeping, romantic vista I imagined. More of a… functional outdoor space. One sunny morning, I swear I saw a cat steal a sausage from a passing vendor. It was an adventure. If you're a smoker, it's a huge plus. If you're not, still, you can sit there and wave at the camel. It's the perfect place to ponder life’s great mysteries, like "Where am I going to find a decent cup of coffee?"
8. Is the WiFi any good? Because I need to post my Instastories about my (ad)ventures
WiFi's a tricky one. Let's just say, don't rely on it for crucial Zoom calls. It works...sometimes. Think of it as a sporadic, temperamental friend. One minute: great connection. The next? Gone. Vanished. Silent. I spent a good chunk of one afternoon chasing the signal around the apartment like a mad person. Seriously. Bring a book. Or download some shows (just in case). And don't go expecting to stream Netflix.
9. Noise - How noisy is it, realistically?
Noise is part and parcel of the experience. See camel in the morning. The local culture is very alive. You will hear everything, from the calls to prayer at dawn to the late-night chatter of people enjoying themselves. The buses also have a loud sound to them. I love it though. Brings the culture into the area, it's the experience, it's part of the charm! I think I would miss it.
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